Now Streaming on Netflix:Too Hot to Handlebar Mustache

Raleigh McCool
4 min readMay 14, 2020

In Netflix’s hottest new reality show, Too Hot to Handlebar Mustache, ten of the sexiest guys in the world are gathered on an island paradise. This spicy show features all of the classic reality show tropes: tanned and bulging pecs, alcohol- and testosterone-fueled hijinks, and sexual tension that pins you to your couch cushions. Except this time, there’s a twist: no contestant is allowed to grow a handlebar mustache.

You can imagine the looks on the faces of these ten virile men — and the audience! — when they find that out. Here…

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Raleigh McCool

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