How To Find the Caption for Your COVID Vaccine Selfie

Roll up your sleeve (singular) and follow these steps to find the caption that will help your vaccine insta post go — we’re sorry to do this — viral.

by Raleigh McCool and Lyndsay Rush

• Start with your birth month in numeric form.
• Multiply that by how many doses you received.
• Subtract that by the number of people you are going to make out with on your first night out.
• If you are married, dating, or Brian McKnight, start back at one, and add how many drinks you are going to have on your first night out.
• Do some math, match your total with the list below, and then post away! You only get one shot at sharing this big news (okay, maybe two), and we’re here to help you make it count.

1. Did it for the memories.
2. She/he/they shots, she/he/they scores!
3. “You only get one shot!” — Eminem & Eminem
4. This is my *poke* face.
5. Felt vaccinated, might delete later.
6. Lost my v-card today.
7. I woke up like this: vaccinated.
8. Prick me with your best shot.